Friends vs NY Friends

FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.




FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.





FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.




FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun.



FRIENDS: Cry with you.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Laugh at you.





FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.




FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.




FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that bitch, you know we don't waste no shit.




That's alcohol abuse!!!"


FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.



FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will say , "Okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later, "Okay, just one more!".




FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


FRIENDS: Will ignore this.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS NEW YORK FRIENDS!!!

My religion... Results

1.	Mahayana Buddhism (100%)
2.	New Age (94%)
3.	Neo-Pagan (91%)
4.	Theravada Buddhism (90%)
5.	Taoism (87%)
6.	Unitarian Universalism (85%)
7.	New Thought (81%)
8.	Jainism (79%)
9.	Liberal Quakers (79%)
10.	Scientology (79%)
11.	Hinduism (78%)
12.	Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (67%)
13.	Sikhism (62%)
14.	Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (58%)
15.	Orthodox Quaker (58%)
16.	Secular Humanism (54%)
17.	Reform Judaism (50%)
18.	Bahá'í Faith (40%)
19.	Orthodox Judaism (32%)
20.	Nontheist (29%)
21.	Seventh Day Adventist (24%)
22.	Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (23%)
23.	Islam (20%)
24.	Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (18%)
25.	Jehovah's Witness (18%)
26.	Eastern Orthodox (10%)
27.	Roman Catholic (0%)

Your Results:

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html

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Welcome to My Zen Garden

I figured since I can't get into my other blog, and I can't seem to get a hold of my buddy who runs the blog site for me. I'd open up this blog for now and post my thoughts, ideas and rants. First off let me say, its good to be here! I'm up in Rochester now, living with my baby girl. Enjoying life everyday more and more.

Yes it was rough at first, but I've finally got my feet on the ground, and my head straight. I'm getting into the groove of life and feeling more and more like myself with each passing day. With that coming into line, the other aspects of my life seem to be squared. And most importantly, my mind isn't so dazed and confused anymore.

Well thats all I can write for the time being, because well its 2:36 on thursday and that means I am at work at Frontier... Help Desk. FIS.... interesting job to say the least!