Monday, April 21, 2008

Friends vs NY Friends

FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.




FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.





FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.




FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun.



FRIENDS: Cry with you.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Laugh at you.





FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.




FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.



FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.



FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.




FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that bitch, you know we don't waste no shit.




That's alcohol abuse!!!"


FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.



FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".




NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will say , "Okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later, "Okay, just one more!".




FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.





NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!


FRIENDS: Will ignore this.



NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS NEW YORK FRIENDS!!!


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