FRIENDS: Will stand by you while you piss.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun.
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that bitch, you know we don't waste no shit.
That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will say , "Okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later, "Okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS NEW YORK FRIENDS!!!
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up.
FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
"Damn...that shit was fun.
FRIENDS: Cry with you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Laugh at you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.
FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "You better drink the rest of that bitch, you know we don't waste no shit.
That's alcohol abuse!!!"
FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will say , "Okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later, "Okay, just one more!".
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
NEW YORK FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICKASS NEW YORK FRIENDS!!!
